Sort your Christmas messages, and start 2027 sounding brand new.
Your festive on-hold and voicemail messages, live before you close, plus fresh messages for the year ahead. Written, voiced by real humans and mixed with music by us.
Including your Christmas messages, new messages for 2027 and a 30-minute strategy call
It's 28th December. Your customer rings you.
They've spotted a problem with their order and want it sorted before New Year. The phone rings out, then your everyday voicemail plays. Are you closed? Open tomorrow? Did anyone get the message?
Nobody did anything wrong. You just took a well-earned break. A 30-second Christmas message makes sure it doesn't feel like being ignored.
Our office hours are 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. Please leave a message.
Thanks for calling. Our team is enjoying a break and we're back on Monday 4th January. For urgent help, visit our website. From all of us, have a very merry Christmas!
What your Christmas message does for you
Tells callers when you're back
Clear closing and reopening dates, so nobody's left guessing or trying again and again.
Points them somewhere useful
An emergency number, your website or an inbox that's being checked while you're away.
Sounds like you care
A warm festive greeting from your team, plus a mention of any charity you're supporting this year.
Choose your package
Every package includes your Christmas on-hold and voicemail messages, scriptwriting, music and a 30-minute strategy call.
Relaunch
- 2 Christmas messages
- 2 new messages for 2027
- Scriptwriting & music
- 1 voiceover artist
- 30-minute strategy call
- 1 prize draw entry
Relaunch Plus
- 2 Christmas messages
- 6 new messages for 2027
- Scriptwriting & music
- 1 voiceover artist
- 30-minute strategy call
- Use your messages any time in 2027
- 6-month check-in
- 2 prize draw entries
Relaunch 365
- 2 Christmas messages
- 12 new messages for 2027
- Scriptwriting & music
- 2 voiceover artists
- 30-minute strategy call
- Call flow review & design
- Use your messages any time in 2027
- 6-month check-in
- Loaded onto your phone system for you
- 3 prize draw entries
Ready to order?
Call us or send an email with the package you'd like, and we'll book in your strategy call.
Order before the deadline and you also get…
A chance to win £50
Every order goes into the draw for one of three £50 Amazon vouchers: 1 entry for Relaunch, 2 for Relaunch Plus, 3 for Relaunch 365.
Christmas sorted in time
We record your festive messages before the December rush, so they're live before you close.
2027 at your own pace
With Relaunch Plus and Relaunch 365, use your new messages any time in 2027. No pressure to do it all before Christmas.
How it works
Real human voices, never AI. Just like always.
Pick your package
Call or email us with the package you'd like, and we'll take it from there.
30-minute strategy call
We ask the questions: your Christmas dates, what's coming up in 2027 and what your callers need to hear.
Leave the rest to us
We write the scripts, choose the music, record with a professional voice artist and send ready-to-upload files.
Listen to some Christmas messages
Not sure what to say? Pick one you like and we'll tailor it to your business.
Looking for festive music? Browse our Christmas music tracks.
"My experience of working with iNarrator has been brilliant. I would highly recommend any organisation looking for professional voice messaging to work with iNarrator." Samantha Larner, Haringey Council
Questions
How quickly will my Christmas message be ready?
Voicemail and IVR prompts are usually delivered within 24 to 48 hours of script approval. On-hold packages take 3 to 5 working days. Order early: December is our busiest month.
Can I change the wording?
Of course. Write it all yourself, tweak one of our examples, or leave it to us entirely.
Will it work with my phone system?
Yes. We deliver files in whatever format your system needs, whether that's Microsoft Teams, cloud telephony or an on-premise platform.
Do I have to record my 2027 messages now?
No. We'll get your Christmas messages live before you close. With Relaunch Plus and Relaunch 365, you can use your 2027 messages any time next year.
What happens on the strategy call?
A 30-minute chat about your Christmas dates, what's coming up for your business in 2027 and what your callers need to hear. We take it from there and write the scripts for you.
What's a call flow review & design?
Included with Relaunch 365. We review how callers move through your phone menus and design a clearer route, so they reach the right person faster.
Your callers will ring over Christmas.
Make sure they hear something friendly and useful. Offer ends 5pm, Monday 30th November.